Employee Interrogation

 robot:  Is this the Karen of the house?
 Karen:  Yes it is.
 robot:  I'm robot.  I'm conducting electricity
         surveys. Would you mind if I ask you a 
         shoe fort questions??
 Karen:  Oh you go right ahead..
 robot:  About your former place of employment,
         Shoe Carnival.
 Karen:  Ok.
 robot:  Why is the topographical location of the
         Shoe Carnival so strategic?
 Karen:  I don't know.
 robot:  If you don't know that I guess I'll go 
         on...
 Karen:  You guess you'll go...
 robot:  [interrupt] How many trash cans are
         located throughout the store?
 Karen:  Throughout the store?  Oh, I'd say about
         twenty.
 robot:  Would you say the top selling shoe is a
         pump or a loafer?
 Karen:  Uhm, probably a pump.
 robot:  How does the Shoe Carnival and it's
         affiliates help save the environment by
         recycling shoes for the ozone and
         putting bricks in toilets?
 Karen:  We don't do anything of the sort...
 robot:  [interrupt] Would you care to astound on
         that?
 Karen:  No.
 robot:  What other roles does the brick play in
         afflematationses to completetetetent 
         customer satisfaction?
 Karen:  What was that?
 robot:  Thats a multiple choice question.
 Karen:  What was that?
 robot:  Number five, do you ever spin the wheel?
 Karen:  No, we're not allowed to...
 robot:  [interrupt] If so how often?
 Karen:  We're not allowed to...
 robot:  How tight is the security in the Shoe
         Carnival?
 Karen:  Its very tight.
 robot:  Let me ask you a little about THIEVES!  I
         know this is a sensitive subject so we can
         stop whenever you feel uncomfortable... Do
         you ever catch people stealing just one
         shoe?
 Karen:  No we don't.
 robot:  Do you ever catch people trying to wear
         double layers of shoes out the door.
 Karen:  Yes we do actually.
 robot:  Will you please recite the Shoe Carnival
         Mission Statement.
 Karen:  I can and I will.
 robot:  Please do.
 Karen:  Ok, that was it.
 robot:  You didn't really work at Shoe Carnival
         did you?  OKAY, question number eight...
 Karen:  Ok, go ahead.
 robot:  Did you ever deface shoe boxes while
         listening to the Beach Boys over the 
         loud speaker.
 Karen:  Yes I have.
 robot:  This concludes the survey.  Concord
         Career Institute, this is... robot Foulk.