You can reenact the glorious coronation by cutting out the beauty and the beast and pasting them on some popsicle sticks.

lovely robot
THE LOVELY ROBOT

ugly duckling
UGLY DUCKLING

The setting is England--just off the dance floor under a balloon arch in the coronation room:

[with the florish of trumpet and beat of drums, her high mightiness emerges at the head of the procession. A rhinestone crown is placed on her towering bouffont.]

"You're a disgrace!" shouts ugly duckling.

[Ugly duckling is cast into exile.]